3 Easy Comebacks For Any Insult

6. juli. 2020
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Today we are looking at some comebacks! We're going to see what we can learn from the way people responded in today's clips to particular offenses and insults, and what you can learn in your own life if somebody comes at you in a way that you find a bit too aggressive.

0:15 - Comeback #1: Andy Richter
1:15 - Comeback #2: Bo Burnham
1:55 - Comeback #3: UK Parliament
3:27 - Comeback #4: Donald Trump
4:02 - Comeback #5: David Letterman
5:14 - Comeback #6: Jaime Lannister
5:38 - Comeback #7: Howard with the comeback
6:25 - Comeback #8: Donald Trump vs Jeb Bush
7:08 - Comeback #9: Conan O' Brien

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  • If this is what you're teaching in your course I need to sign up. But I'd need you to slow down the lesson for me so I can take notes lol

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  • What blue background? I see guitars. 😄

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  • I have that same red and white guitar. 😄

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  • Dat Spider-Man tho was thicc

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  • Conan saved the situation by laughing maniacally as it made it a point of making it "all in good fun." If he hadn't, that would have been extremely awkward and still confrontational.

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  • Trump basically told Jeb 'scoreboard' and pointed out he was getting less and less popular. Saying by the end of the debates Jeb was going to be standing off the stage was pretty clever.

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  • Great video, very enjoyable. When you came back a few days later looks like you had the same shirt on. Do you ever change it? Comeback, please.

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  • Hey what's goin on with that spidey pic in the background... does it keep changing?

    TechSpaceCowboyTechSpaceCowboyDag siden
  • Huh? That last one was confusing because that chick didn't correct Conan at all. It's kind of like when people wrongly (and very annoyingly) "correct" people saying 'me' instead of 'I' when it's grammatically incorrect to use 'I' (for God knows what reason, LOADS of people think 'I' is correct something like 95% of the time).

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  • What's with the spiderman picture?

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  • My clients called for you. They said they want their comeback!

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  • why does the spiderman in the background keep changing

    AchrafTheGeek !AchrafTheGeek !3 dager siden
  • Interesting you might be color blind

    Joe PeplowJoe Peplow3 dager siden
  • great video as always, do you have a reading list ?

    Moeenuddin HashimMoeenuddin Hashim3 dager siden
  • Who has a Stratocaster? Basic bros

    Brendan O'PreyBrendan O'Prey3 dager siden
  • Ild like to see this guy use his magic on the street

    Christian FritzChristian Fritz3 dager siden
  • my best comeback: that's what your parents said when they gave birth to you

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  • cyrano de bergerac

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  • Not putting a preposition at the end of a sentence hasn't been a grammar rule for about 400 years. Are you saying that this is a natural way of speaking, for example saying, '' About what are you talking'' as opposed to, '' What are you talking about''?

    Keith BentleyKeith Bentley4 dager siden
  • The American Congress is far worse. Our Congressman created a law that allows them to lie. I kid you not. Liars don't need to shout, they just need to keep repeating the same lies. It's why nothing ever happened to Adam Schiff for saying that he had evidence of collusion.

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  • Yes! I love the natural hair do.

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  • “Snuck isn’t a word” *Evil laughter*

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  • Fat guy bugged me...."you swallow a air hose"?....end of conversation

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  • Does anyone else get really dodgy adds when watching charisma on command? I got 2 one on the secret texting technique to get woman rushing back into your arms after a breakup and another on how sleeping wrong will make you fat, specifically in the belly.

    Patrick BournePatrick Bourne5 dager siden
  • I new here so my question is why is no one talking about the framed picture of Spiderman

    UnVividUnVivid5 dager siden
  • Yeah it's definitely pale blue... Almost purple... I'm sure others have commented on it; however, what's the meaning of the edits on the painting?

    James StarwindJames Starwind5 dager siden
  • No u

    Limpsx12Limpsx126 dager siden
  • I love how the spiderman picture in the background keeps changing from time to time.

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  • "I didn't do it!" Me: Were you supposed to?

    Linda LewisLinda Lewis6 dager siden
  • best comeback I ever heard Lady Astor I believe said to Winston Churchill , if you were my husband I would poison your tea he returned with if you were my wife I would drink it, with a mind like that Hitler never stood a chance.

    Donald MasonDonald Mason6 dager siden
  • 7:45 There is nothing incorrect about putting a preposition at the end of a sentence in English. To say otherwise is nonsense up with which I shall not put.

    Matthew AlexanderMatthew Alexander6 dager siden
  • You're genuinely a genius, thank you for what you do guys!

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  • This is the vid I watched and I love him he has so much common sense

    Cole FriesenCole Friesen7 dager siden
  • Nice guitars! The wall appear mauve to me, like lilac flowers.

    Yves BoutinYves Boutin7 dager siden
  • So when ppl get one me for being late I’m just gonna start saying “I’m just good at it, and I work on getting better”

    Anonno IslamAnonno Islam7 dager siden
  • I'm a Canadian so it is none of business but I really miss Trump

    Brian PetersBrian Peters7 dager siden
  • why does the spiderman poster keep changing from normal spiderman to sped spiderman

    Timothy ManukianTimothy Manukian8 dager siden
  • So it's clear now: this guy has no academic training. But has the balls to structure his NOworld monetization with the word university. I give him credit.

    Bob BobersonBob Boberson8 dager siden
    • @The Publius Project Well, that's a good point. However, I'm sure Dennis doesn't have guitars on his wall. :)

      Bob BobersonBob Boberson6 dager siden
    • That's a fair critique. At the same time, he has good subject knowledge, and it's not uncommon for NOworldrs to do that. Professor Dave and Prager U, to name a couple. That doesn't make it ethical, but it does provide context.

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  • These comebacks only work with an audience; one on one, they would just be offensive

    Theresa HemmingerTheresa Hemminger8 dager siden
    • Know thy environment. No, they would not work in most settings, and the only people that thought Trump's burn of Clinton was an actual zinger were the people that already supported him. The rest of the world thought it was terrifying and a sign of his corruption. To your point, one must understand the audience, and who it is that is actually reacting positively and why they are doing so.

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  • It’s Purple!

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  • Did anyone see when he said kill em with kindness the portrait behind him changes to Selena Gomez's song Kill em with kindness

    Jared KommerJared Kommer8 dager siden
  • Trump seems less clever now, huh?

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    • Most of us never thought he was clever. Most of us thought he was a dictator wannabe. Apparently, most of us finally showed up to the polls.

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  • The things i hate about this channel is acting like you can teach this stuff. Clever comebacks are natural and you don't think about it it just happens.

    WarGuy27WarGuy279 dager siden
    • Very true. Practice helps, but it's part of your spirit or it's not.

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  • Bo burnham is LITERALLY the best!

    James BruinsmaJames Bruinsma9 dager siden
  • Sorry dude , I wasn't able to hear anything you said past 7:12 mark.

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  • I'm getting a kick out of the constant changing of Spiderman pictures in the background. Must be a lot of work to get up and change the photo every few minutes haha

    Scott SennemaScott Sennema9 dager siden
  • Jeb should have said Maybe they should lock you up!

    Greg HoddeGreg Hodde9 dager siden
  • Great comeback vid.. learnt a lot.. cheers, Vernon Alvares, mumbai

    Vernon AlvaresVernon Alvares10 dager siden
  • The dude has the best “ well , like that’s your opinion man”

    Micah CunninghamMicah Cunningham10 dager siden
  • 1. Answer an insult very literally 2. Sharp wit using purposeful misinterpretation 3. ‘Punching’ back and not acknowledging what’s been said about you 4. When someone cracks a joke at your expense join in and laugh 5. Agree and let them know you’re unaffected

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  • US senators are too dimwit for this kinda jab.

    Geralt of ArabiaGeralt of Arabia10 dager siden
  • I’m sorry but Trump’s sociopathy is NOT material to teach people how to win an insult war. He is a heinous example of communication and humanity. Vomit.

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    • Well stated. I'd also add that the only people that thought it was powerful were his fans. The rest of the world thought it was terrifying; and they were right.

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  • "no u"

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  • Who is the icy english chick at 5:40? She is a charmer!

    Liberty CowboyLiberty Cowboy11 dager siden
  • traitor trump and his ugly bullying sure brought out the base in too many

    Lady Lyric HereLady Lyric Here11 dager siden
  • He single handedly made the entire north america to use the word "snuck"

    Blenson PaulBlenson Paul11 dager siden
  • Guilty plessure.. that's what this video was, & I enjoyed every minute of it. Sometimes you just need to say wtf..and laugh off the stresses into self love

    Bella KimBella Kim11 dager siden
  • I found owning attempted insults facetiously to be very effective. Lol. And sometimes it’s also quite humorous as well. The best comebacks are often in rap songs, tho also quite colorful. Haven’t found a better one than Yo Gotti tho. Lol. (Rake it Up) or possibly Lil Wayne in “Be like me.” Lol.

    Stephanie RogersStephanie Rogers12 dager siden
  • The background in this video made me watch it twice🤣🤣🤣

    Mauritz VenterMauritz Venter12 dager siden
  • Your mom jokes obviously

    Gamer DuckGamer Duck12 dager siden
  • The annoying orange personified

    Casually QuestioningCasually Questioning12 dager siden
  • He should livestream the audience roasting him while he practices using these techniques.

    Robby WigintonRobby Wiginton12 dager siden
  • "No u"

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  • Why was there Rihanna in the bg picture?

    Fitness SamuraiFitness Samurai12 dager siden
  • "I know you are, but what am I?" -- Pee Wee Herman

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  • Do a Tony soprano character breakdown

    Chris DawsonChris Dawson12 dager siden
  • Conan's villainous laugh haha

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  • What's with the weird Spider-Man pictures in the background?

    Christopher ListerChristopher Lister15 dager siden
  • This guy could be a dead ringer for Eddie Redmayne.

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  • Samantha Bee is horrible and disgusting, you should be ashamed she advertises on your awesome videos

    TheDUGGAN36TheDUGGAN3616 dager siden
  • Thhe easiest & best comeback for anyone being insulting is "Yo MaMa!" lol

    Jessica KempJessica Kemp16 dager siden
  • Answer Literally Purposeful Misinterpretation talk over the person and change the subject. Join in and Laugh Agree and expand Don't correct a person when their speaking because it's risky.

    Cristian PrinceCristian Prince16 dager siden
  • Such a wholesome laughter you have.I love it!

    Tashmit PodderTashmit Podder16 dager siden
  • Boss: Are you trying to tell me I don't know what I'm doing? Me: No. (Thinking, I'm trying really hard NOT to tell you that.)

    Brian TBrian T17 dager siden
  • Actors/Actresses trying to appear educated is a joke in itself.

    Damon TraegerDamon Traeger18 dager siden
  • I just use: "I know you are...but what am I?"

    Whank McSockpuppetWhank McSockpuppet19 dager siden
  • Don’t validate the insulter’s antagonism by internalizing it

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  • The problem with me is I'll come up with EXCELLENT comebacks up to several years late.

    Chris LakeChris Lake20 dager siden
  • It's sad that videos like this even have to exist. Like, if you don't like someone, just don't talk to them, instead of picking fights. We're not in middle school anymore. And seeing those old middle aged men acting that way it's pathetic.

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  • I don't believe in "Black and White". Only souls that belong to Jesus Christ and those who belong to the Anti-Christ.

    Juliet GoverJuliet Gover22 dager siden
  • I like the blue 💙

    Stephanie AndersonStephanie Anderson22 dager siden
  • U look like joker Handle that insult

    Clyde MascarenhasClyde Mascarenhas23 dager siden
  • Ok...I have finally decided....Jennifer Garner IS hot......hold on....she looks like a dude sometimes....AAARRRGGGHHHH!

    Scott WillettScott Willett23 dager siden
  • Here's one-"Now that you're here we can all lower our expectations".

    WIld,Wild WestWIld,Wild West23 dager siden
    • 😂

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  • the best comback to an insult is a punch to the face :)

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  • Using Donald Trump as an example of charisma is a risky move. Good thing you stopped when you did....and there he is.

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  • 😭😭😭 I miss the big man so much (Donald Trump). Hate me hate him all you want, just remember that your unity talk goes down the drain when you hate someone’s supporters.

    Connor G.Connor G.25 dager siden
  • I usually just use the word they mispronounced in the proper way. If they catch it, so be it. If not, so be it.

    Deborah VretisDeborah Vretis28 dager siden
  • Trump owned Hilary all those times No wonder he won

    Phoenix KingPhoenix King28 dager siden
  • Part 2 please

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  • Or just smile and not care because it don't mean anything

    Jonathan JollimoreJonathan Jollimore28 dager siden
  • Anyone else hear Johnold Trump?

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  • Women can see more colour hues than men. So I don't know if what colour hues you see on the wall is what I see?

    Samantha PetersSamantha Peters29 dager siden
  • Speaking as an American, wtf is wrong with British manners in parliament?

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  • anyone else here look up this video bc every time u talk in a gc and literally say the most NEUTRAL thing, like “aww”, someone always has something negative to say, gets aggy, then literally teases you and makes u the butt of a joke until it ruins your night? taking advantage of your sensitivity? and ur just over it so ur looking up comebacks that might shut them up? just me? lmk lmao 💆🏽‍♀️😃

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    • also the guy is cute 😅

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  • Look at the picture at 0:53 Edit: also 1:48 and also a two more. The editor is having fun planting all these in here

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  • there is like 3 different types of fat spider-man’s in the background

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  • You should read the politics of nonviolent action by gene sharp.

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